Choose Your Own Retirement Adventure


















Check out this video to begin separating fact from fiction.
It’s nighttime, and you’re walking down a long, dark hallway with only a flashlight to guide you. Suddenly the light falls upon a horrifying sight — is it a creepy clown? Or a flesh-eating zombie? Oh no, it’s something far more ghastly.
Spoiler alert: interest on excess reserves, forward guidance, and asset buys will remain important.